Summer unofficially kicked off over the weekend with the usual Memorial Day festivities. Barbecues, beer drinking, and the usual big time sporting events were all in full effect. Add to that the heavily hyped debut of the new Indiana Jones movie and this long weekend seemed more than usually packed. But there was more. Over there on the E! Channel, two new shows debuted to honor the memory of those our nation has lost in battle, or at least to honor the disinclination of our nation's citizenry to locate their remote controls and change the channel. The less said about "Living Lohan", the show were Dina Lohan tries to pimp out her 14 year old daughter, the better. But "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" managed to put a fresh spin on the celeb reality genre by documenting former Charlie Sheen spouse Denise Richards' attempts to breed her pet pig. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, this program featured pig f***ing. I never thought I'd say this, but this is worse than Sunset Tan. I only saw about five minutes of the show, so I can't say for sure if the sow in question was succesfully inseminated. Stay tuned!
