Soon to Be A Major Motion Picture: Gilligan's Island

This will be the first entry in a new series here at What Makes Jeffy Run. While it's true that Hollywood is occasionally capable of producing sophisticated artful entertainment, they're usually much more interested in cranking out schlock aimed at twelve year olds. Familiarity is the magic word here. Why spend millions producing and marketing films with original ideas that viewers will have to take a chance on, when you can just do big screen versions of old TV shows that have instant name recognition? In recent years, the field has expanded to include movies based on board games, toys and theme park rides. This series will serve as a public service to movie lovers over 12.

Enter Gilligan's Island: The Movie:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/gillgans-island-the-movie,38823/

94 year old executive producer Sherwood Schwartz hopes to convince Michael Cera to commit career suicide by playing Gilligan. Hilarious screenplay to be provided by the writer of Wild Hogs. Consider yourself warned.