As most of you are doubtless aware, yesterday marked the beginning of Discovery channel's annual Shark week, where we are reminded every night that we should stay out of the ocean because it's filled with ruthless prehistoric killing machines. Sadly, if reports are to be believed, a certain popular media personality failed to heed the warnings and decided to take a swim, with predictable results:
Some have claimed that this is part of a top secret deal between Mr. Seacrest and Discovery Channel to boost Shark Week ratings, but my sources indicate otherwise. In fact, the attack was much more serious than Seacrest and the media have led us to believe, and the American Idol host has been suffering some unfortunate after effects: I don't even know how to use photoshop. I swear.
1 comment:
Viva La Sharkcrest!!!
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